Moggie @ September 27, 2008 # One Comment
Elephant jokes!
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Q: Why is it dangerous to walk in the jungle between three and five PM?
A: Because the that is when the elephants are jumping out of trees.
Q: Why are Pygmies so short?
A: Because they walk in the jungle between three and five PM.
Q: What is the difference between elephants and grapes?
A: Grapes are purple.
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Moggie @ September 20, 2008 # 2 Comments
Brisingr came out today! I went to a release party at noon today. It was at our library. We took a quiz on Eragon and Eldest. I got seventeen out of twenty right. I won two Brisingr iron on things for a T-shirt. I got invited to be on the Teen Advisory Board. There’s only […]
Moggie @ September 8, 2008 # No Comment Yet
I L-O-V-E love Harry Potter. This is in Philosopher’s Stone on page 188 of the American version. They are playing a game called Quidditch. The opposing team just cheated and, commentator Lee Jordan is “finding it difficult not to take sides.”
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Lee Jordan: “So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-”
Professor McGonagall: “Jordan!”
Lee […]